"Those horses are pretty vicious, aren't they?" I said.
"What do you mean?" the Renaissance lady asked.
"Well, I saw a dead body on the track. They must have killed that person."
"That wasn't a person," the lady responded. "That was a giraffe."
"A giraffe?! But it was wearing a livestrong bracelet!"
"Yeah. All giraffes do."
Even in my dream I thought she was crazy.