Saturday, July 10, 2010

Giraffes like Lance Armstrong

At the beginning of my dream, I was very angry and upset with Dan. I was crying my eyes out because he was ditching me for the day. At first he was going to a basketball game, but then it changed and he was ditching me to watch an old lady swim with dolphins, and then it changed again and he was ditching me to go to a Renaissance festival. Somehow I ended up at this festival, and one of the workers took me to the Renaissance race tracks. None of the horses had riders, and they all kept switching directions. Their hair was unkempt, which made them look diseased. After a while, the lady took me out of the race track and back to the festival.

"Those horses are pretty vicious, aren't they?" I said.
"What do you mean?" the Renaissance lady asked.
"Well, I saw a dead body on the track. They must have killed that person."
"That wasn't a person," the lady responded. "That was a giraffe."
"A giraffe?! But it was wearing a livestrong bracelet!"
"Yeah. All giraffes do."

Even in my dream I thought she was crazy.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

The Dreams Will Go On and On

For those of you wondering, no, my wedding nightmares have not stopped since I got married almost 3 weeks ago.

The other night I dreamed that I had the chicken pox on my wedding day, and we were doing all we could to cover the spots with makeup.

That's all.